so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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