Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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