Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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