R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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