You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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