operation have a gay friend backfired
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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