Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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