Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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