Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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