i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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