woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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