I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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