Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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