we're chasing vodka with high fives
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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