CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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