She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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