Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Oh god it's open bar.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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