fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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