i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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