these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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