She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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