I have demons in me.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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