ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dick very happy bro
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize