Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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