So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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