OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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