After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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