I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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