i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I have tasted many bathrooms
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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