you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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