remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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