they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Welp...herpes.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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