I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
someone owes me an orgasm
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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