hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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