are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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