So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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