he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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