Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
