Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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