Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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