honey bunches of taint.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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