think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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