Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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