C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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