I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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