who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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