I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
