I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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