The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
he high fived his dick after we had sex
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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