Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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