I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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