I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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