True but thats because hes a fetus.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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